Warioware, Dumb Ways to Die, etc....

Let me start off by saying I am 37 years old and spend at least 80% of my day playing games. Yes, yes...I know, I have no life but that is a story for a different time. Let me also say that as a father I have never been a big fan of Adult Swim. Well, the television channel anyway. Not sure if it is like this everywhere but where I live after a certain time The Cartoon Network changes over to Adult Swim. Most of the shows are pure trash that try too hard to be offensive and are rarely ever funny in the process. I am not saying they offend me but it seems like that is what they are trying to do anyway. Needless to say, when I started seeing games in the App Store that were made by Adult Swim I didnt exactly jump for joy and I fully expected their games to be complete trash.

Before this review gets out of hand and I end up writing a novel, let me just say that I was wrong. While I am not going to start watching the TV channel anytime soon, I was totally wrong when it comes to their abilities to make good games, especially for phones and the like. While I do most of my gaming on consoles and PC, when it comes to games on my iPhone, Adult Swim could very well be my favorite developer in the App Store. From what I can remember, all of their games play differently, are from different genres and it seems like they are willing to try something new just about every time. As a lifelong gamer I can respect that and I hope I am not alone in that regard.

As for reviewing the game itself, I am not going to do it. It is free so just try the dang thing. If you arent laughing and smiling in the first five minutes and shucking out the three dollars when James and Ben ask for it, you shouldnt be playing this game or any other "free" game on the phone for that matter (I deeply apologize if names are wrong and will fix as soon as I can if they are, my memory is horrid). The work that has went into this game is obvious and these guys deserve the measly three dollars they are asking for it. People who are complaining either havent worked a day in their lives or are going to support Bernie Sanders because they think other peoples money should be theirs because they are a bunch of entitled brats. I have tried hundreds of free games and guess what? If you dont like it, delete it and move on. But dont give the game 1 star, bash the developers and whine and cry just because you think it should be free.

The way some people act you would think game developers are supposed to pay the gamer to play their game!! Personally, if I was the devs, I would charge 5 bucks and not make it free. I mean its not like the ones who are being ungrateful are going to pay anyway, they are lucky they get to play at all!

Socialized medicine is one thing but socialized gaming is getting really old. Basically the ones who actually support developers of free to play games are making it possible for people who dont pay to even play at all. It would be one thing if you free loaders were getting a brain transplant (I know, not possible but a lot of you need one) but why should I or anyone else pay for your gaming habit?

Doog Saibot about Peter Panic